He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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