and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
