I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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