Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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