yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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