I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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