its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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