Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
