you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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