i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Your penis caused this!
we should paint friendship bongs
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