yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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