THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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