Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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