She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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