So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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