Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
