Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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