just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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