Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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