That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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