Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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