i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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