Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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