I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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