Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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