Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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