why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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