I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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