it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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