I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
last night I used snow as a chaser
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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