don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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