Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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