who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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