are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Randomize
