i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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