Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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