Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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