On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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