Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
We got so high we made milksteak
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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