i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
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A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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