I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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