Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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