Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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