I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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