Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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