I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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