that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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