Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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