Your face is a jimmy john
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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