My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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