I just saw a hot homeless man
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Who died my cat blue again?
Randomize
