I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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