So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
