So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Randomize
