I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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