Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
do herpes really smell.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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