Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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